学习啦 斯祺 2019-05-06 13:54:35
1 What is it?
It stands on one leg
With its heart in its head.
2 My tail is long, my coat is brown,
I like the country, I like the town.
I can live in a house or live in a shed,
And I come out to play when you are in bed.
3 What is it:
Has a mouth and does not speak,
Has a bed and does not sleep?
4 I sleep by day,
I fly by night.
I have no feathers
To aid my flight.
5 It has four legs and a foot
And can't walk.
It has a bead
And can't talk.
6 My face is pale, and full and fair;
And round it beauty spots there are;
By day, indeed, I seem less bright,
I'm only seen sometimes at night.
And when the sun has gone to bed
I then begin to show my head.
7 What kind of apple isn't an apple?
8 My ears are long, and short my tail.
If you try to catch me you will fail.
9 What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
10 What force and strength cannot get through,
I, with a gentle touch, can do;
And many in the street would stand,
Were I not, as a friend, at hand.
1. cabbage 2. mouse 3. river 4. bat
5. bed 6. moon 7. a pineapple 8. rabbit
9. horse 10. key
1. Is there anything that you can't get over
2.Why did the hippies remind one Of a coal miner
in the old days
3.DO people fish with a permit in this area
1.Lots of. The sun, the moon, and lots of buildings.
2.Because they're fond of saying:" I dig."
3.NO, We fish with a bait.
1 Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
2 This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
3 Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
4 Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
5 Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
6 Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
7 Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
8 Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
9 Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
10 Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair