学习啦 斯祺 2019-05-06 11:45:39
1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? Because it makes fat fact!
2. Why is the letter E so important? Because it’s the beginning of everything!
3. Why are the letter G and letter S in“gloves” close to each other? Because there is love between them!
4. What letter is an animal ? B( bee)
5. What letter is a question? Y(why)
6. Why is U the joyest letter? Because it’s in the midst of fun!
7. How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
8. What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades? He didn’t cheat!
9. What does everybody do at the same time? Grow old! (or Breathe)
10.What resembles half a pie? The other half!
11.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? Santa Claus 圣诞老人
12.Why do lions eat raw meat? They don’t know how to cook.
13. How many sides does a circle have? Two. The inside and the outside!
14. How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? Sleep at night
5. If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become? wet
16. If two’s company and three’s crowd, what’s four and five? 9
17. The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year, why? They plant peach but not apple tree
18. A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. Why
19. What falls often but never gets hurt? snowflake
21. Where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? hen
23.How can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s? 888+88+8+8+8
24.Why do giraffes have long neck? Because their heads are far from their bodies!
25.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? it fell from the last step